I tell you wat. Ain't nothin' much better than a good poop.
Whenever I out in my backyard takin' a dump in my outhouse, them there Hershey squirts smell good 'n strong.
Anybody out there don't like the smell 'a hershey squirts kin kiss my bowels.
If you don't like to smell ur hershey squirts....you ain't werth shit.
I'm Woody the Redneck.