Woody the Redneck - Gittin' In Hollywood - Hollywood and Vine

Gittin' In Hollywood - Hollywood & Vine

Season 2, Episode 16

WOODY THE REDNECK

The Web Series

Hey there y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.

Well, we're in Hollywood. At the corner of Hollywood and Vine. They call this Holly Wood. I call this Holly Weird.

Lotta weird people 'round here. Lookin' at me. Laughin' at me. Starin' at me.

They's stars on the sidewalks. Fellers sleepin' on the street. Fellers holdin' hands with other fellers.

I don't know about this place here.

I'm Woody. I'm a redneck. And we in Hollywood.

Gittin' In Hollywood - Hollywood & Vine

Season 2, Episode 16

WOODY THE REDNECK

The Web Series

Woody in Baker - World's Largest Thermometer - Headin' to Hollywood

Woody in Baker - World's Largest Thermometer

Headin' to Hollywood

Season 2, Episode # 14

Starring Jack Truman as Woody the Redneck

Hey there y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck. And I'm headin' to Hollywood.

We just crossed into Californiee. Just passed the state line. It's hot as blazes. My wife's sweatin' like a hog.

Hollywood is where the movie stars are. I gonna be in the movies.

The pickup truck's been overheatin' like hell out in this hear desert.

Just got in a town called Baker. The only thang I see bakin' 'round these parts are my wife and young 'uns.

We hear at the World's Largest Thermometer.

This hear thermometer looks like a nice thang fer the kids. They didn't like that Las Vegas.

It's so hot here my big ole wife's sweatin' like a hog. Sweatin' like she's takin' a bath.

I think that big thermometer broke.

Mad Greek. Death Valley. What the hell's goin' on around here?

I better git the kids and git the hell outta here.

I'm Woody. I'm a redneck. And we're headin' to Hollywood.

Woody in Baker - World's Largest Thermometer

Headin' to Hollywood

Season 2, Episode # 14

Starring Jack Truman as Woody the Redneck

Woody the Redneck - In Downtown Las Vegas - Headin' to Hollywood

Woody the Redneck

DOWNTOWN LAS VEGAS - HEADIN' TO HOLLYWOOD

Season 2, Episode #13

The Web Series

Hey there y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.

We're hear in downtown Las Vegas. On our way to Hollywood.

I'm hung over as hell. I don't remember nuthin'. And my wallet's empty.

Took the wife and young 'uns to one a them there buffets here in town last night. Shoulda had a shovel at the table fer my big ole wife's mouth at that place.

Went to a card table and gals in bikinis were dealin' me cards. Got a big stack a chips and fellers bringin' me all the free beer I could drank. Give me a free room. Woke up this mornin' and couldn't remember shit. My wallet wuz empty.

Now my wife's givin' me all kinds a hell. I'm in the doghouse.

We gotta git to Hollywood.

I'm Woody the Redneck.

 



Woody the Redneck

DOWNTOWN LAS VEGAS - HEADIN' TO HOLLYWOOD

Season 2, Episode #13

The Web Series