Tuesday, September 23, 2014

On the Las Vegas Strip

WOODY THE REDNECK
On the Las Vegas Strip
Season 2, Episode 12



Hey there, y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.

I'm in this hear Las Vegas. On what they call the Strip. All kinds a weirdos and weird thangs goin' on around here.

Police in these hear casinos. Big 'ole signs. Wild animals. Fancy buildings all over the place.

And they's fellers, these hear Mexicans are on the street handin' out girlie pictures.

Everybody lookin' at me and my wife and young uns funny and laughin'.

People event drankin' on the street.

This hear Vegas is weird.

I'm Woody. I'm a redneck.

WOODY THE REDNECK
On the Las Vegas Strip
Season 2, Episode 12
Starring Jack Truman as Woody


Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Gittin' in Vegas - Planes, Helicopters & Weirdos

Gittin' In Vegas - Planes, Helicopters & Weirdos
Season 2, Episode 11
WOODY THE REDNECK
The Web Series


Hey there y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.

I'm out here in this hear desert. Drivin' with the wife and kids in the 'ole pickup truck.

We just got into some town where a sign says Las Vegas.

My kids are hot and thirsty in this hear desert.

They's a lot a planes and helicopters flyin' over us.

And a lot a weirdos on the street hear too.

I see a bus with a lot a people sittin' on the top.

People all around are lookin' at us and laughin' at us in our pickup truck. I don't know wat they think is so funny.

What are they laughin' at? They're the weirdos.

Don't know what their problem is.

I'm Woody the Redneck.

Gittin' In Vegas - Planes, Helicopters & Weirdos
Season 2, Episode 11
WOODY THE REDNECK
The Web Series

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Headin' to Hollywood - Out in the Middle of Nowhere in This Hear Desert

Woody the Redneck
The Web Series
HEADIN' TO HOLLYWOOD - Season 2, Episode 11
Starring Jack Truman as Woody


Hey there, y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.

Well, we're gittin' closer and closer to Hollywood.

I'm out here in the middle of nowhere in this hear desert. It's hot as blazes. My wife's sweatin' like a pig. Old pickup truck's overheatin'. Blazin' hot heat. Out here in this hear desert there's a bunch a nothin'. It's deader than a doornail. My wife's harpin' and harpin'....I'm in the doghouse, if you fellers know what I mean.

I think I saw a sign sayin' Las Vegas ahead.

Gittin' closer to Hollywood.

I'm Woody. I'm a Redneck.

Woody the Redneck
The Web Series
HEADIN' TO HOLLYWOOD - Season 2, Episode 11
Starring Jack Truman as Woody