Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Drivin' Thru Flagstaff & Headin' to Hollywood

WOODY THE REDNECK
Drivin' Thru Flagstaff - Headin' to Hollywood
Season 2, Episode 9


Hey there, y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.

It's clear as a bell out here on the road in Arizonee, headin' to Hollywood.

Why's all these hear fellers on the road starin' at us in my pickup truck and laughin'?

It feels right as rain headin' to Hollywood.

But I gotta put up with my wife screamin' at me the whole trip. She's a big ole gal. Big enough to eat.

And my kids in the back of the pickup truck....they're growin' like a weed.

When it gits dark hear on the road, it's darker than the Ace of Spades.

See a sign along hear that says Flagstaff. Purty mountains up in these hear parts. Pickups been overheatin'.

I'm Woody the Redneck.

WOODY THE REDNECK
Drivin' Thru Flagstaff - Headin' to Hollywood
Season 2, Episode 9

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