I hear they's nothin' but queers and dopers out there in that there Hollywood.
But some feller was out here in the boonies the other day, and said I oughta be in the movies.
So I packed my my big ole wife, my little ones, got in the old pickup truck, and we headed to Hollywood.
Had a stop here in Oklahomie. The kids wanted to see this hear biggest McDonalds in the world off the highway in Big Cabin. Maybe we all kin find a big cabin to sleep in tonight here in Big Cabin.
Don't know 'bout this hear country we all live in.
I'm talkin' 'bout women, dopers and them there queers.
Back here in da boonies, you can't beat this livin' with a stick. We white, we God lovin', beer drinkin', trailer park livin', married with kids rednecks. Life don't git much better.
But you talk 'bout them there city slickers. You talk about them there dummies and weirdos that ain't redneck. They ain't American. They ain't werth shit.
You git on this hear thang they call the internet and I can't believe my eyes. Lookit what's in the news here. Nothin' but stuff 'bout women, dopers and them there queers.
Them there women. If you lookit them there women outside a these hear parts, they think they got a brain. They think they got a thang between their legs. They think they's the same as a feller.
If you think the woman is the same as a feller, you ain't werth shit.
Them there dopers. They's places in this hear country where that there dope is legal. Them there dopers can buy that dope. That ain't American. You don't see no dopers 'round these hear parts. And don't think you will neithers.
If you a doper, or you behind the doper, you ain't American. You ain't werth shit.
And talk 'bout queer. Them there queers. Alls I hear 'bout on this hear computer thang is stuff in the news 'bout them there queers. Everybody talkin' bout them there queers gittin' married. Wantin' ta change these hear laws. What happened to this hear country? People for the queer...they queer. They got queer. If they ain't queer they behind the queer.
If you queer, or you behind the queer, you ain't American. You ain't werth shit.
Redneck livin' God lovin'. Redneck livin' American. If you ain't a redneck, if you behind them women, dopers and queers, you ain't werth shit.
If you ain't a redneck, you ain't American. You ain't worth shit.
Lemme tell y'all 'bout us here rednecks.
Us rednecks stick together.
Like birds of a feather, they flock together.
What's all this hear fuss 'bout this hear feller they call the Pope. You got a feller in a dress. Don't look like a feller be preachin' to God lovin' rednecks. We ain't behind fellers in a dress.
I'm Woody the Redneck.
Hey there y'all. The other day they wuz some city slickers in these hear parts. They say I oughta go out to Hollywood and be in the movies.
I hear theys lots a fruits and nuts in Hollywood.
Maybe they need a feller who's a real American. A redneck.
I don't know bout this hear country we all live in. In my grandpappy's day, we just had our own kind. You didn't see any other kinds around. And that's how it still is in these hear parts.
In my grandpappy's day, they flew confederate flags high and proud....and that ain't all they hung neithers.
You look around this hear country and all you see is them there foreigners. Russians, Greeks, Mexicans, Chinks, Diegos, Jigs, Polacks....I kin go on and on. I hear in some parts theys people in this country that don't even talk our language. Makes me wonder what kind a country we live in.
You a good redneck if you white, protect your own kind, speak American, and fly yer confederate flag.
You don't see none a them there foreigners around these hear parts. And don't you think you won't neithers.
If you behind the foreigner, you ain't American. You ain't werth shit.
