If my grandpappy saw how this here country wuz nowadays, he'd turn over in his grave.
Damn. My lands a livin'. Golly bum. I swan. Yew can't tell me that redneck livin' back in the old days wuz better than the way thangs are now.
Yew just take what you see when you out fer a afternoon drive in yew pickup truck. The thangs that are drivin' or walkin' smack dab in the middle of the road. I wouldn't touch them thangs with a stick.
If yew like how thangs are in this here country, yew ain't werth sh*t.
I'm Woody. I'm a redneck.
WOODY THE REDNECK - The Original Web Series
Episode: GOD, RELIGION & CHURCH
Starring Jack Truman as Woody
A Dixie Film