If you ain't a redneck, you ain't American. Yew ain't werth sh*t.
Take bird huntin'. When I go out bird huntin' with my good 'ole bird dog Rex, he a good ole dawg. We take a break out there in the woods 'n I give him a treat. I let him lick my thang. It's easy. You wanna know how to git yer dawg to lick yer thang? Just put a little peanut butter on it.
I put a little peanut butter on my thang when we out there in the woods, and 'ole Rex goes to town lappin' that thang up like gravy on mashed taters.
Yew ain't got a dawg that kin lick yer thang, yew ain't werth sh*t.
I'm Woody the Redneck.