tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19062505023309688292024-02-07T19:57:59.643-08:00Woody the RedneckMy name is Woody. I'm a Redneck. These are my thoughts, y'all.Woody the Redneckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04263580061667835345noreply@blogger.comBlogger59125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1906250502330968829.post-39307657094425823192014-10-28T11:51:00.004-07:002014-10-28T11:51:31.274-07:00Woody the Redneck - Gittin' In Hollywood - Hollywood and Vine<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Hey there y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.<br />
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Well, we're in Hollywood. At the corner of Hollywood and Vine. They call this Holly Wood. I call this Holly Weird.<br />
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Lotta weird people 'round here. Lookin' at me. Laughin' at me. Starin' at me.<br />
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They's stars on the sidewalks. Fellers sleepin' on the street. Fellers holdin' hands with other fellers.<br />
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I don't know about this place here.<br />
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I'm Woody. I'm a redneck. And we in Hollywood.<br />
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<br />Woody the Redneckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04263580061667835345noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1906250502330968829.post-4876261730120812842014-10-20T12:50:00.001-07:002014-10-20T12:50:13.577-07:00Woody in Baker - World's Largest Thermometer - Headin' to Hollywood<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Hey there y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck. And I'm headin' to Hollywood.<br />
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We just crossed into Californiee. Just passed the state line. It's hot as blazes. My wife's sweatin' like a hog.<br />
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Hollywood is where the movie stars are. I gonna be in the movies.<br />
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The pickup truck's been overheatin' like hell out in this hear desert.<br />
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Just got in a town called Baker. The only thang I see bakin' 'round these parts are my wife and young 'uns.<br />
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We hear at the World's Largest Thermometer.<br />
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This hear thermometer looks like a nice thang fer the kids. They didn't like that Las Vegas.<br />
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It's so hot here my big ole wife's sweatin' like a hog. Sweatin' like she's takin' a bath.<br />
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I think that big thermometer broke.<br />
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Mad Greek. Death Valley. What the hell's goin' on around here?<br />
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I better git the kids and git the hell outta here.<br />
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I'm Woody. I'm a redneck. And we're headin' to Hollywood.<br />
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<br />Woody the Redneckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04263580061667835345noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1906250502330968829.post-34082546043305553932014-10-15T16:30:00.001-07:002014-10-15T16:30:08.441-07:00Woody the Redneck - In Downtown Las Vegas - Headin' to Hollywood<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Hey there y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.<br />
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We're hear in downtown Las Vegas. On our way to Hollywood.<br />
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I'm hung over as hell. I don't remember nuthin'. And my wallet's empty.<br />
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Took the wife and young 'uns to one a them there buffets here in town last night. Shoulda had a shovel at the table fer my big ole wife's mouth at that place.<br />
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Went to a card table and gals in bikinis were dealin' me cards. Got a big stack a chips and fellers bringin' me all the free beer I could drank. Give me a free room. Woke up this mornin' and couldn't remember shit. My wallet wuz empty.<br />
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Now my wife's givin' me all kinds a hell. I'm in the doghouse.<br />
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We gotta git to Hollywood.<br />
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I'm Woody the Redneck.<br />
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Hey there, y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.<br />
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I'm in this hear Las Vegas. On what they call the Strip. All kinds a weirdos and weird thangs goin' on around here.<br />
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Police in these hear casinos. Big 'ole signs. Wild animals. Fancy buildings all over the place.<br />
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And they's fellers, these hear Mexicans are on the street handin' out girlie pictures.<br />
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Everybody lookin' at me and my wife and young uns funny and laughin'.<br />
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People event drankin' on the street.<br />
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This hear Vegas is weird.<br />
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I'm Woody. I'm a redneck.<br />
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Hey there y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.<br />
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I'm out here in this hear desert. Drivin' with the wife and kids in the 'ole pickup truck.<br />
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We just got into some town where a sign says Las Vegas.<br />
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My kids are hot and thirsty in this hear desert.<br />
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They's a lot a planes and helicopters flyin' over us.<br />
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And a lot a weirdos on the street hear too.<br />
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I see a bus with a lot a people sittin' on the top.<br />
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People all around are lookin' at us and laughin' at us in our pickup truck. I don't know wat they think is so funny.<br />
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What are they laughin' at? They're the weirdos.<br />
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Don't know what their problem is.<br />
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I'm Woody the Redneck.<br />
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Hey there, y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.<br />
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Well, we're gittin' closer and closer to Hollywood.<br />
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I'm out here in the middle of nowhere in this hear desert. It's hot as blazes. My wife's sweatin' like a pig. Old pickup truck's overheatin'. Blazin' hot heat. Out here in this hear desert there's a bunch a nothin'. It's deader than a doornail. My wife's harpin' and harpin'....I'm in the doghouse, if you fellers know what I mean.<br />
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I think I saw a sign sayin' Las Vegas ahead.<br />
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Gittin' closer to Hollywood.<br />
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I'm Woody. I'm a Redneck.<br />
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<br />Woody the Redneckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04263580061667835345noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1906250502330968829.post-60355037173023222372014-08-26T12:00:00.006-07:002014-08-26T12:00:54.318-07:00Drivin' Thru Flagstaff & Headin' to Hollywood<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Hey there, y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.<br />
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It's clear as a bell out here on the road in Arizonee, headin' to Hollywood.<br />
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Why's all these hear fellers on the road starin' at us in my pickup truck and laughin'?<br />
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It feels right as rain headin' to Hollywood.<br />
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But I gotta put up with my wife screamin' at me the whole trip. She's a big ole gal. Big enough to eat.<br />
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And my kids in the back of the pickup truck....they're growin' like a weed.<br />
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When it gits dark hear on the road, it's darker than the Ace of Spades.<br />
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See a sign along hear that says Flagstaff. Purty mountains up in these hear parts. Pickups been overheatin'.<br />
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I'm Woody the Redneck.<br />
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Hey there y'all.<br />
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My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.<br />
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I'm out here in the middle a Arizonee, and I'm gettin' scared.<br />
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They's a lot a them there tee pees and they's gittin' bigger and bigger.<br />
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I don't know if I'll ever make it out to that there Hollywood on this hear road trip.<br />
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I figgered back in them there horse 'n buggy cowboy days they took care a all them injuns.<br />
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Guess they didn't take care a all of 'em.<br />
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It's real hot out here in this hear desert. I'm stiff as a board. My wife's as broad as a barn. And it's dry as a bone out here.<br />
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I'm Woody the Redneck.<br />
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Hey there y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.<br />
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Well, I'm somewhere out here in Arizonee. In the middle a nowhere. Got no idea where I am. Headin' to Hollywood on this hear road trip.<br />
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They's a lotta tee pees here. Where's all them there injuns?<br />
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I'm gittin' scared.<br />
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Maybe we shoulda stayed out in the boonies.<br />
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Hey there y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.<br />
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I just talk 'bout life, and them there redneck sayin's come outta my mouth as smooth as a glove. Clear as a bell.<br />
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It's easy to get peeved at this here country. I ain't gonna say too much on this hear internet. But I get peeved all the time. You all know what I'm sayin'. I ain't gittin' peeved. I done got peeved.<br />
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These hear fellers that ain't rednecks. These fellers talk like a man with a paper asshole.<br />
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When it gits hot out, it gits hotter than blazes. And I git hotter than a bitch in heat.<br />
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And hotter than a bowl a chili.<br />
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These are just a few redneck sayin's, just talkin' 'bout life.<br />
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Let's talk 'bout these hear women fer a little bit.<br />
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One thang that is wrong with our country is when they said it wuz ok fer women to vote.<br />
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If a woman had a brain, she'd take it out & play with it.<br />
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I does a woman good fer her man to smack her 'round once in awhile. Need ta keep her in line. She needs to know her place.<br />
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And it's okay to do this. The Bible even says that a woman is under her husband and should do every thang he says.<br />
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3 Sayin's 'bout these hear women.<br />
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Hey there, y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.<br />
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I'm on the road, headin' to Hollywood. My kin and I's gonna be in the movies.<br />
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On this hear road trip, we somewhere right now in the middle of Arizonie. Ain't seen no Injuns yet. Lookin' fer tee pees. Got a good eatin' place out in these hear parts called the Route 66 Cafe. They got good eats. My big 'ole wife and little ones all got they bellies full.<br />
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I blind to seein' any Injuns yet. Blind as Lottie's eye.<br />
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These hear foreigners out here. You know what they get? They git what the little boy shot at. And that's nuthin'.<br />
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This here's a long road trip.<br />
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Hey there, y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.<br />
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It took a long time ta git threw that there New Mexico. We just got into this hear Arizonee. Wonder how long it'll take to git to Hollywood.<br />
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I'm gonna be in the movies, y'all.<br />
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I'm Woody the Redneck.<br />
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Hey there, y'all.<br />
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I'm Woody the Redneck.<br />
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And I'm headin' to that there Hollywood.<br />
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I hear they's nothin' but queers and dopers out there in that there Hollywood.<br />
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But some feller was out here in the boonies the other day, and said I oughta be in the movies.<br />
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So I packed my my big ole wife, my little ones, got in the old pickup truck, and we headed to Hollywood.<br />
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Had a stop here in Oklahomie. The kids wanted to see this hear biggest McDonalds in the world off the highway in Big Cabin. Maybe we all kin find a big cabin to sleep in tonight here in Big Cabin.<br />
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We're headin' to Hollywood.<br />
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I'm Woody the Redneck.<br />
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Don't know 'bout this hear country we all live in.<br />
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I'm talkin' 'bout women, dopers and them there queers.<br />
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Back here in da boonies, you can't beat this livin' with a stick. We white, we God lovin', beer drinkin', trailer park livin', married with kids rednecks. Life don't git much better.<br />
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But you talk 'bout them there city slickers. You talk about them there dummies and weirdos that ain't redneck. They ain't American. They ain't werth shit.<br />
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You git on this hear thang they call the internet and I can't believe my eyes. Lookit what's in the news here. Nothin' but stuff 'bout women, dopers and them there queers.<br />
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Them there women. If you lookit them there women outside a these hear parts, they think they got a brain. They think they got a thang between their legs. They think they's the same as a feller.<br />
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If you think the woman is the same as a feller, you ain't werth shit.<br />
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Them there dopers. They's places in this hear country where that there dope is legal. Them there dopers can buy that dope. That ain't American. You don't see no dopers 'round these hear parts. And don't think you will neithers.<br />
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If you a doper, or you behind the doper, you ain't American. You ain't werth shit.<br />
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And talk 'bout queer. Them there queers. Alls I hear 'bout on this hear computer thang is stuff in the news 'bout them there queers. Everybody talkin' bout them there queers gittin' married. Wantin' ta change these hear laws. What happened to this hear country? People for the queer...they queer. They got queer. If they ain't queer they behind the queer.<br />
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If you queer, or you behind the queer, you ain't American. You ain't werth shit.<br />
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Redneck livin' God lovin'. Redneck livin' American. If you ain't a redneck, if you behind them women, dopers and queers, you ain't werth shit.<br />
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Hey there y'all.<br />
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I'm Woody the Redneck.<br />
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If you ain't a redneck, you ain't American. You ain't worth shit.<br />
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Lemme tell y'all 'bout us here rednecks.<br />
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Us rednecks stick together.<br />
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Like birds of a feather, they flock together.<br />
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What's all this hear fuss 'bout this hear feller they call the Pope. You got a feller in a dress. Don't look like a feller be preachin' to God lovin' rednecks. We ain't behind fellers in a dress.<br />
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I'm Woody the Redneck.<br />
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Hey there y'all. The other day they wuz some city slickers in these hear parts. They say I oughta go out to Hollywood and be in the movies.<br />
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I hear theys lots a fruits and nuts in Hollywood.<br />
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Maybe they need a feller who's a real American. A redneck.<br />
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My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.<br />
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Let me tell y'all 'bout them there foreigners.<br />
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I don't know bout this hear country we all live in. In my grandpappy's day, we just had our own kind. You didn't see any other kinds around. And that's how it still is in these hear parts.<br />
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In my grandpappy's day, they flew confederate flags high and proud....and that ain't all they hung neithers.<br />
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You look around this hear country and all you see is them there foreigners. Russians, Greeks, Mexicans, Chinks, Diegos, Jigs, Polacks....I kin go on and on. I hear in some parts theys people in this country that don't even talk our language. Makes me wonder what kind a country we live in.<br />
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You a good redneck if you white, protect your own kind, speak American, and fly yer confederate flag.<br />
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You don't see none a them there foreigners around these hear parts. And don't you think you won't neithers.<br />
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If you behind the foreigner, you ain't American. You ain't werth shit.<br />
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I tell ya what....<br />
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Everythang's goin' to hell in a handbasket.<br />
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Lookit everythang goin' on in this hear country:<br />
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Them there crackpots all over. Yew won't find them in these hear parts. But they's crackpots. Deemocrats, queers, bums, single fellers and gals, women who think they got a head on they shoulders, dopers, fellers who ain't behind the guns, people who ain't married by the time they 18....they's a lotta crackpots out there.<br />
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If you a crackpot and you ain't a redneck, or you ain't behind the redneck, you ain't werth shit.<br />
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They's a lot a kooks out there. Them there weird fellers. I hear they's fellers that wear dresses. And hold other fellers hands while walkin' down the street.<br />
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If you a kook, you ain't werth shit.<br />
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My lands a livin'. Them there whackos just plum stupid. I swan. I ain't never seen none a them weirdos in these hear parts.<br />
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Just tried to get my car to start. That there battery's deader than a doornail.<br />
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I reckon you best stay in redneck parts if you a true American. If you ain't a redneck, you ain't worth shit.<br />
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I'm Woody the Redneck.<br />
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Let me tell y'all about them there whores.<br />
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They's whores in this hear country.<br />
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You got whores. And you got legal whores.<br />
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If you gotta pay a gal to put your thang in her, you ain't werth shit.<br />
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I been married to my big ole gal a long time. She take good care a me. Make me 3 square a day. Take care a my little ones. Let me put my thang in her every once in a while...when she feel like it. And I ain't gotta pay her nuthin'. All's I do is just give her my paycheck every week.<br />
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If you a whore....or you gotta pay a whore....you ain't werth sh*t.<br />
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Women put me in a whirl. They put any feller in a whirl. <br />
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That girl'll be my ruin.<br />
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No. I wouldn't put you on. But it really did. It happened just this here way.<br />
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I'm Woody the Redneck.<br />
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If you ain't a redneck....or you ain't behind a redneck...or you ain't behind redneck livin'...you ain't worth shit.<br />
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Take a few redneck thangs....Guns, moochin, and bein' fat.<br />
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We rednecks all behind the gun. You don't take guns outta these hear redneck parts. Every good true redneck got a shotgun or two hangin' in their truck. If you don't hang guns in your truck, you ain't worth shit.<br />
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If you a moocher...you ain't worth shit. Take these fellers hangin' round the general store lookin' fer a handout. Fellers moochin' cigarettes. Bums moochin' food. Family moochin' money. Kin moochin' a place to lay their head and sleep at night. No roof a they own over their heads. I hate them there moochers. If you ain't on your own by the time you 18....you ain't worth shit.<br />
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Let's talk 'bout bein' fat. Bein' fat a good thang. My Ma and Pa always brought me up you eat 3 square a day. You don't leave nothin' on your plate. My kin always been brought up that you ain't healthy unless you fat. Bein' fat a good thang. Being fat is natural. Bein' fat is healthy. Bein' fat's American. These hear little fat kids...they a spittin' image a their parents. You wanna be just like your Ma and Pa. Just like your Grandpappy. Your kin your role model. Us here, we in this here country live in a nation a fat. If you ain't fat...if you skinny as a crow.....you ain't American. You ain't worth shit.<br />
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Guns, moochin' and bein' fat. A few good redneck thangs.<br />
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I'm Woody the Redneck, y'all....<br />
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I like routine.<br />
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If yew don't like a routine...you ain't worth shit.<br />
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A good redneck likes routine. If you like routine, you American. You someone if you stay in one place all your life, work the same job all your life, stay in the same town all your life....hell. I never been outside a this here small town. All them there fellers who travel got a scew loose. All them city slickers weirdos. <br />
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If you ain't got routine...you ain't worth shit.<br />
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You talk about redneck snoring.<br />
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My wife snores real good. Last night, I got in bed...and my 'ole lady wuz sawin' logs. You a redneck, you know that's good snorin'.<br />
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All this here talkin' bout guns. Law better not try to take my guns away. You don't take guns away from a redneck. Redneck livin'...loaded guns in the house, huntin', teachin' your little ones how to shoot....beatin' the crap outta yer kid if they touch a gun in the house....that redneck livin'. That American livin'. If yew ain't got guns in yer house....if yew ain't got guns hangin' in your pickup truck....you ain't American. You ain't worth shit.<br />
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I'm Woody the Redneck.<br />
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