Let me tell y'all about them there whores.
They's whores in this hear country.
You got whores. And you got legal whores.
If you gotta pay a gal to put your thang in her, you ain't werth shit.
I been married to my big ole gal a long time. She take good care a me. Make me 3 square a day. Take care a my little ones. Let me put my thang in her every once in a while...when she feel like it. And I ain't gotta pay her nuthin'. All's I do is just give her my paycheck every week.
If you a whore....or you gotta pay a whore....you ain't werth sh*t.
I'm Woody the Redneck.
Watch the brand new episode from the shocking satire web series WOODY THE REDNECK:
WOODY THE REDNECK
The Web Series
THEM THERE WHORES - Episode # 11
Starring Jack Truman as Woody
A Dixie Film