Hey there, y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.
I reckon I 'bout as happy as I kin be. Confederate flags. White people. Church. Country and woods. Trailers. No whores or queers. Married with kids and got a job. I reckon I 'bout as happy as a pig in shit.
You can't get much happier than that.
I'm Woody the redneck.