I tell you what.
Don't know 'bout this here country. You got that there TV. That's communist. Them there cell phones. That's the devil there. And them there computers. That take the cake.
I grew up in the day of pencil and paper. You listen to that there radio and record player. 'N talk to people. These here people nowadays don't even wanna talk to people. That ain't natural. That ain't American.
If you got a TV...or you on the computer...or you got one a them there cell phones...you ain't worth sh*t.
I'm Woody. I'm a redneck.