Thursday, May 10, 2012

Woody the Redneck - You Ain't Healthy Unless You Fat

I don't know what all the fuss is 'bout bein' fat.

Bein' fat good. Bein' fat healthy. If you ain't ain't worth sh*t.

I tell you what. Them skinny people look sick. You don't see people 'round these here parts without meat on their bones. If you ain't at least 40 pounds ain't healthy. You skinny as a crow. That ain't good. That ain't natural. Bein' fat way to go. They more fat people than it must be right.

And if you religious. Then you fat. They say you body is the temple of God. If you skinny as a rail, and you sick, how you takin' care of that body? That ain't right. That ain't good. Bein' fat's good livin'.

If you complainin' about all these people bein' just jealous.

I'm Woody. I'm a Redneck.

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