That There Honey Boo Boo

 

I tell you what. That there Honey Boo Boo a good ole kid.

Her parents ain't too shabby neithers. I tell ya. You got a redneck family, you American. You got redneck kids, you American. You into guns, confederate flags, god, bein' white, a big ole family and bein' fat, you American.

That there Honey Boo Boo and her kin show this country redneck the way to be.

Honey Boo Boo. I tell you what. She look and act just like my little 6 year old.

You got redneck kids. You American. You a redneck. You American.

I'm Woody the Redneck.

 

 

WOODY THE REDNECK

The Web Series

Based off the award-winning hit short film

Written, Directed by and Starring

Jack Truman as Woody

A Dixie Film



Grandpappy Turnin' Over in His Grave

If my grandpappy saw how this here country wuz nowadays, he'd turn over in his grave.

Damn. My lands a livin'. Golly bum. I swan. Yew can't tell me that redneck livin' back in the old days wuz better than the way thangs are now.

Yew just take what you see when you out fer a afternoon drive in yew pickup truck. The thangs that are drivin' or walkin' smack dab in the middle of the road. I wouldn't touch them thangs with a stick.

If yew like how thangs are in this here country, yew ain't werth sh*t.

I'm Woody. I'm a redneck.

WOODY THE REDNECK - The Original Web Series

Episode: GOD, RELIGION & CHURCH

Starring Jack Truman as Woody

A Dixie Film



God, Religion & Church

We had this feller walk into our church the other day. That 'ole hippy. Had a sheet over him. Feller looked all barefoot with them there flip flops on. Had these hear red dots on his hands 'n wrists. Look like blood or somethin'....drippin' on our floor messin' our church floor up. And had somethin' on his head. Look like a birds nest.

Watch Episode #2 of the new shocking web series WOODY THE REDNECK on Youtube, titled GOD, RELIGION & CHURCH:

Woody the Redneck - The Original Web Series
Based off the new hit short film
A Dixie Film

Smells Like a Bird Sh*t in Her Mouth

Hey there y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.

Damn. I tell you. Shit fire. I woke up this mornin' and went to give my wife a kiss 'fore I got up outta bed. And her breath stank so bad. It smelled like a bird shit in her mouth.

That bad breath kin really draw you in. It draws you in like flies on a turd.

I'm Woody the redneck.