Hey there y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.
Damn. I tell you. Shit fire. I woke up this mornin' and went to give my wife a kiss 'fore I got up outta bed. And her breath stank so bad. It smelled like a bird shit in her mouth.
That bad breath kin really draw you in. It draws you in like flies on a turd.
I'm Woody the redneck.
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