Redneck Snoring and Them There Guns

You talk about redneck snoring.

My wife snores real good. Last night, I got in bed...and my 'ole lady wuz sawin' logs. You a redneck, you know that's good snorin'.

All this here talkin' bout guns. Law better not try to take my guns away. You don't take guns away from a redneck. Redneck livin'...loaded guns in the house, huntin', teachin' your little ones how to shoot....beatin' the crap outta yer kid if they touch a gun in the house....that redneck livin'. That American livin'. If yew ain't got guns in yer house....if yew ain't got guns hangin' in your pickup truck....you ain't American. You ain't worth shit.

I'm Woody the Redneck.

THEM THERE QUEERS - Episode # 8

Woody the Redneck - The Web Series

Based off the award winning hit short film

Starring Jack Truman as Woody 

A Dixie Film

God, Religion & Church

We had this feller walk into our church the other day. That 'ole hippy. Had a sheet over him. Feller looked all barefoot with them there flip flops on. Had these hear red dots on his hands 'n wrists. Look like blood or somethin'....drippin' on our floor messin' our church floor up. And had somethin' on his head. Look like a birds nest.

Watch Episode #2 of the new shocking web series WOODY THE REDNECK on Youtube, titled GOD, RELIGION & CHURCH:

Woody the Redneck - The Original Web Series
Based off the new hit short film
A Dixie Film