WOODY THE REDNECK at Sundance 2013

 

Woody the Redneck



I tell you what....

I been here on this Main Street fer a few days. And these hear movie star fellers walk, talk 'n act like they got a corn cob stuck up their asshole.

They call this hear thang Sundance. After a few days I can't figger it out. Ain't seen no one dancin'. Figgered they'd all be dancin' on the street under this here sun.

And you talk about all these hear diff'rnt types on these streets. Blacks. Chinks. Diegos. Fellers walkin' 'round holdin' other fellers hands. I saw one feller with a dress on. All kinds round these hear parts. And gals speakin' they mind....you wouldn't catch these types in these parts back in my part a the woods in the boonies. I figgered I'd see more fellers like me up here in the mountains.

Some diff'rent fellers down the street at a place in a motel on this here Main Street at a movie place they call Slamdance. They got all kinds a fellers here. But at least they got some good 'uns fer movies. Saw this here picture show called THE DIRTIES. Didn't know what wuz so dirty 'bout it. Fellers with guns. My kinda fellers. Purty good target practice they wuz takin'.

I don't know bout these here snooty snoots in this town and walkin' on the street. I don't like seein' fellers with a corn cob up their ass. Makes me miss home.

I'm Woody the Redneck.

 

 

Woody the Redneck

The Web Series

DENTISTS & A TOOLBOX

Starring Jack Truman as Woody

 

Based off the award-winning hit short film

 

A Dixie Film



Hello, Sundance Film Festival 2013: Woody the Redneck Here

Hey there, y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.

Well, I'm here in what they call this Park City place. It cold here. Up in the mountains. I don't see what all the fuss is 'bout. No rednecks here.

I'll be walking down this here street they call Main Street fer the next 5 days. Don't look the same here. Got a winter beard and look like that feller they call Grizzly Adams.

This thang here they call Sundance. I don't see no sun dancin'.

That thang up the road called Slamdance that start tomorrow. Lookin' forward to seein' y'all slammin' up again you selves when you dancin'.

This here place better get ready fer a redneck. I gonna raise all kinds a hell.

I'm Woody the Redneck, y'all. At what these here fellers call the 2013 Sundance Film Festival.

 

 

 

WOODY THE REDNECK

The Web Series

Based off the award-winning hit short film

Written, Directed by and Starring

Jack Truman as Woody

A Dixie Film



That There Honey Boo Boo

 

I tell you what. That there Honey Boo Boo a good ole kid.

Her parents ain't too shabby neithers. I tell ya. You got a redneck family, you American. You got redneck kids, you American. You into guns, confederate flags, god, bein' white, a big ole family and bein' fat, you American.

That there Honey Boo Boo and her kin show this country redneck the way to be.

Honey Boo Boo. I tell you what. She look and act just like my little 6 year old.

You got redneck kids. You American. You a redneck. You American.

I'm Woody the Redneck.

 

 

WOODY THE REDNECK

The Web Series

Based off the award-winning hit short film

Written, Directed by and Starring

Jack Truman as Woody

A Dixie Film



Grandpappy Turnin' Over in His Grave

If my grandpappy saw how this here country wuz nowadays, he'd turn over in his grave.

Damn. My lands a livin'. Golly bum. I swan. Yew can't tell me that redneck livin' back in the old days wuz better than the way thangs are now.

Yew just take what you see when you out fer a afternoon drive in yew pickup truck. The thangs that are drivin' or walkin' smack dab in the middle of the road. I wouldn't touch them thangs with a stick.

If yew like how thangs are in this here country, yew ain't werth sh*t.

I'm Woody. I'm a redneck.

WOODY THE REDNECK - The Original Web Series

Episode: GOD, RELIGION & CHURCH

Starring Jack Truman as Woody

A Dixie Film



WOODY THE REDNECK - Tomorrow in Birmingham!!!!

Tomorrow is the Alabama premiere of the hit new shocking short film WOODY THE REDNECK!!!!

WOODY THE REDNECK will be screening tomorrow in Birmingham at the Sidewalk Film Festival. The 8 minute mockumentary short film about a racist conserative redneck is exploding on the film festival circuit worldwide.

Tomorrow's screening at Sidewalk will be a part of the Dual Shorts Program at 2 p.m.

Here's the link:

WOODY THE REDNECK at Sidewalk, August 25th

Woody the Redneck
Starring Jack Truman as Woody
A Dixie Film

Watch this week's new episode of the shocking web series WOODY THE REDNECK:

God, Religion & Church

We had this feller walk into our church the other day. That 'ole hippy. Had a sheet over him. Feller looked all barefoot with them there flip flops on. Had these hear red dots on his hands 'n wrists. Look like blood or somethin'....drippin' on our floor messin' our church floor up. And had somethin' on his head. Look like a birds nest.

Watch Episode #2 of the new shocking web series WOODY THE REDNECK on Youtube, titled GOD, RELIGION & CHURCH:

Woody the Redneck - The Original Web Series
Based off the new hit short film
A Dixie Film