Woody the Redneck
DOWNTOWN LAS VEGAS - HEADIN' TO HOLLYWOOD
Season 2, Episode #13
The Web Series
Hey there y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.
We're hear in downtown Las Vegas. On our way to Hollywood.
I'm hung over as hell. I don't remember nuthin'. And my wallet's empty.
Took the wife and young 'uns to one a them there buffets here in town last night. Shoulda had a shovel at the table fer my big ole wife's mouth at that place.
Went to a card table and gals in bikinis were dealin' me cards. Got a big stack a chips and fellers bringin' me all the free beer I could drank. Give me a free room. Woke up this mornin' and couldn't remember shit. My wallet wuz empty.
Now my wife's givin' me all kinds a hell. I'm in the doghouse.
We gotta git to Hollywood.
I'm Woody the Redneck.
Woody the Redneck
DOWNTOWN LAS VEGAS - HEADIN' TO HOLLYWOOD
Season 2, Episode #13
The Web Series
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