Redneck Sayin's From Just Talkin' 'Bout Life

Hey there y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.

I just talk 'bout life, and them there redneck sayin's come outta my mouth as smooth as a glove. Clear as a bell.

It's easy to get peeved at this here country. I ain't gonna say too much on this hear internet. But I get peeved all the time. You all know what I'm sayin'. I ain't gittin' peeved. I done got peeved.

These hear fellers that ain't rednecks. These fellers talk like a man with a paper asshole.

When it gits hot out, it gits hotter than blazes. And I git hotter than a bitch in heat.

And hotter than a bowl a chili.

These are just a few redneck sayin's, just talkin' 'bout life.

I'm Woody. I'm a redneck.

 

 

WOODY THE REDNECK

The Web Series

Starring Jack Truman as Woody

A DIXIE FILM

 



Redneck Thoughts on Women - 3 Sayin's

Let's talk 'bout these hear women fer a little bit.

One thang that is wrong with our country is when they said it wuz ok fer women to vote.

If a woman had a brain, she'd take it out & play with it.

I does a woman good fer her man to smack her 'round once in awhile. Need ta keep her in line. She needs to know her place.

And it's okay to do this. The Bible even says that a woman is under her husband and should do every thang he says.

3 Sayin's 'bout these hear women.

I'm Woody the Redneck.

 



Redneck Roadtrip to Hollywood: Injuns, Tee Pees and the Route 66 Cafe

Hey there, y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.

I'm on the road, headin' to Hollywood. My kin and I's gonna be in the movies.

On this hear road trip, we somewhere right now in the middle of Arizonie. Ain't seen no Injuns yet. Lookin' fer tee pees. Got a good eatin' place out in these hear parts called the Route 66 Cafe. They got good eats. My big 'ole wife and little ones all got they bellies full.

I blind to seein' any Injuns yet. Blind as Lottie's eye.

These hear foreigners out here. You know what they get? They git what the little boy shot at. And that's nuthin'.

This here's a long road trip.

Watch today's new Woody the Redneck episode

REDNECK ROADTRIP To Hollywood:

WOODY THE REDNECK

A Dixie Film

Starring Jack Truman as Woody

The Redeck Road Trip - Reachin' Arizona - Headin' to Hollywood

Hey there, y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.

It took a long time ta git threw that there New Mexico. We just got into this hear Arizonee. Wonder how long it'll take to git to Hollywood.

I'm gonna be in the movies, y'all.

I'm Woody the Redneck.

WOODY THE REDNECK - Reachin' Arizona - The Hollywood Road Trip

Starring Jack Truman as Woody

A Dixie Film

In New Mexico at the Motel - Headin' to Hollywood

I'm in New Mexico, y'all:

At the Oklahomie Tradin' Post - Headin' to That There Hollywood

I'm out here in the middle of nowhere, y'all...headin' to that there Hollywood:

 

Woody the Redneck

AT THE OKLAHOMA TRADIN' POST

Starring Jack Truman as Woody

A Dixie Film



In Big Cabin, Oklahoma - Headin' to Hollywood

Hey there, y'all.

I'm Woody the Redneck.

And I'm headin' to that there Hollywood.

I hear they's nothin' but queers and dopers out there in that there Hollywood.

But some feller was out here in the boonies the other day, and said I oughta be in the movies.

So I packed my my big ole wife, my little ones, got in the old pickup truck, and we headed to Hollywood.

Had a stop here in Oklahomie. The kids wanted to see this hear biggest McDonalds in the world off the highway in Big Cabin. Maybe we all kin find a big cabin to sleep in tonight here in Big Cabin.

We're headin' to Hollywood.

I'm Woody the Redneck.

 

WOODY THE REDNECK

The Web Series

IN BIG CABIN OKLAHOMIE - HEADIN' TO HOLLYWOOD

Based off the award winning hit short film

Directed by Jack Truman