Women, Dopers and Them There Queers

I tell you what.

Don't know 'bout this hear country we all live in.

I'm talkin' 'bout women, dopers and them there queers.

Back here in da boonies, you can't beat this livin' with a stick. We white, we God lovin', beer drinkin', trailer park livin', married with kids rednecks. Life don't git much better.

But you talk 'bout them there city slickers. You talk about them there dummies and weirdos that ain't redneck. They ain't American. They ain't werth shit.

You git on this hear thang they call the internet and I can't believe my eyes. Lookit what's in the news here. Nothin' but stuff 'bout women, dopers and them there queers.

Them there women. If you lookit them there women outside a these hear parts, they think they got a brain. They think they got a thang between their legs. They think they's the same as a feller.

If you think the woman is the same as a feller, you ain't werth shit.

Them there dopers. They's places in this hear country where that there dope is legal. Them there dopers can buy that dope. That ain't American. You don't see no dopers 'round these hear parts. And don't think you will neithers.

If you a doper, or you behind the doper, you ain't American. You ain't werth shit.

And talk 'bout queer. Them there queers. Alls I hear 'bout on this hear computer thang is stuff in the news 'bout them there queers. Everybody talkin' bout them there queers gittin' married. Wantin' ta change these hear laws. What happened to this hear country? People for the queer...they queer. They got queer. If they ain't queer they behind the queer.

If you queer, or you behind the queer, you ain't American. You ain't werth shit.

Redneck livin' God lovin'. Redneck livin' American. If you ain't a redneck, if you behind them women, dopers and queers, you ain't werth shit.

I'm Woody the Redneck.

WOODY THE REDNECK

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Episode: THEM THERE QUEERS

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Birds of a Feather, the Pope and Hollywood Callin'

Hey there y'all.

I'm Woody the Redneck.

If you ain't a redneck, you ain't American. You ain't worth shit.

Lemme tell y'all 'bout us here rednecks.

Us rednecks stick together.

Like birds of a feather, they flock together.

What's all this hear fuss 'bout this hear feller they call the Pope. You got a feller in a dress. Don't look like a feller be preachin' to God lovin' rednecks. We ain't behind fellers in a dress.

I'm Woody the Redneck.

Hey there y'all. The other day they wuz some city slickers in these hear parts. They say I oughta go out to Hollywood and be in the movies.

I hear theys lots a fruits and nuts in Hollywood.

Maybe they need a feller who's a real American. A redneck.

My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.

Them There Foreigners....Chinks, Mexicans, Diegos....

WOODY THE REDNECK

The Award Winning Satire Short Film

Starring Jack Truman as Woody

Let me tell y'all 'bout them there foreigners.

I don't know bout this hear country we all live in. In my grandpappy's day, we just had our own kind. You didn't see any other kinds around. And that's how it still is in these hear parts.

In my grandpappy's day, they flew confederate flags high and proud....and that ain't all they hung neithers.

You look around this hear country and all you see is them there foreigners. Russians, Greeks, Mexicans, Chinks, Diegos, Jigs, Polacks....I kin go on and on. I hear in some parts theys people in this country that don't even talk our language. Makes me wonder what kind a country we live in.

You a good redneck if you white, protect your own kind, speak American, and fly yer confederate flag.

You don't see none a them there foreigners around these hear parts. And don't you think you won't neithers.

If you behind the foreigner, you ain't American. You ain't werth shit.

I'm Woody the Redneck.

Crackpots, Kooks and Deader Than A Doornail - Some Redneck Thangs

I tell ya what....

Everythang's goin' to hell in a handbasket.

Lookit everythang goin' on in this hear country:

Them there crackpots all over. Yew won't find them in these hear parts. But they's crackpots. Deemocrats, queers, bums, single fellers and gals, women who think they got a head on they shoulders, dopers, fellers who ain't behind the guns, people who ain't married by the time they 18....they's a lotta crackpots out there.

If you a crackpot and you ain't a redneck, or you ain't behind the redneck, you ain't werth shit.

They's a lot a kooks out there. Them there weird fellers. I hear they's fellers that wear dresses. And hold other fellers hands while walkin' down the street.

If you a kook, you ain't werth shit.

My lands a livin'. Them there whackos just plum stupid. I swan. I ain't never seen none a them weirdos in these hear parts.

Just tried to get my car to start. That there battery's deader than a doornail.

I reckon you best stay in redneck parts if you a true American. If you ain't a redneck, you ain't worth shit.

I'm Woody the Redneck.

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Them There Whores....and Legal Whores Too - From WOODY THE REDNECK

Let me tell y'all about them there whores.

They's whores in this hear country.

You got whores. And you got legal whores.

If you gotta pay a gal to put your thang in her, you ain't werth shit.

I been married to my big ole gal a long time. She take good care a me. Make me 3 square a day. Take care a my little ones. Let me put my thang in her every once in a while...when she feel like it. And I ain't gotta pay her nuthin'. All's I do is just give her my paycheck every week.

If you a whore....or you gotta pay a whore....you ain't werth sh*t.

I'm Woody the Redneck.

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THEM THERE WHORES - Episode # 11

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What Women Are Good Fer - From Woody the Redneck



Let me tell you what them there women are good fer....

 

WHAT WOMEN GOOD FOR - Episode # 10

Woody the Redneck - The Web Series

Based off the Award-Winning Hit Short Film

Starring Jack Truman as Woody

A Dixie Film



Women put me in a whirl. They put any feller in a whirl.

That girl'll be my ruin.

No. I wouldn't put you on. But it really did. It happened just this here way.

I'm Woody the Redneck, y'all.

Guns, Moochin' and Bein' Fat - A Few Redneck Thangs

I'm Woody the Redneck.

If you ain't a redneck....or you ain't behind a redneck...or you ain't behind redneck livin'...you ain't worth shit.

Take a few redneck thangs....Guns, moochin, and bein' fat.

We rednecks all behind the gun. You don't take guns outta these hear redneck parts. Every good true redneck got a shotgun or two hangin' in their truck. If you don't hang guns in your truck, you ain't worth shit.

If you a moocher...you ain't worth shit. Take these fellers hangin' round the general store lookin' fer a handout. Fellers moochin' cigarettes. Bums moochin' food. Family moochin' money. Kin moochin' a place to lay their head and sleep at night. No roof a they own over their heads. I hate them there moochers. If you ain't on your own by the time you 18....you ain't worth shit.

Let's talk 'bout bein' fat. Bein' fat a good thang. My Ma and Pa always brought me up you eat 3 square a day. You don't leave nothin' on your plate. My kin always been brought up that you ain't healthy unless you fat. Bein' fat a good thang. Being fat is natural. Bein' fat is healthy. Bein' fat's American. These hear little fat kids...they a spittin' image a their parents. You wanna be just like your Ma and Pa. Just like your Grandpappy. Your kin your role model. Us here, we in this here country live in a nation a fat. If you ain't fat...if you skinny as a crow.....you ain't American. You ain't worth shit.

Guns, moochin' and bein' fat. A few good redneck thangs.

A little satire never never hurt no one neithers.

I'm Woody the Redneck, y'all....

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