Monday, July 30, 2012

Happy as a Pig in Shit

Hey there, y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.

I reckon I 'bout as happy as I kin be. Confederate flags. White people. Church. Country and woods. Trailers. No whores or queers. Married with kids and got a job. I reckon I 'bout as happy as a pig in shit.

You can't get much happier than that.

I'm Woody the redneck.

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