Woody the Redneck - Gittin' In Hollywood - Hollywood and Vine

Gittin' In Hollywood - Hollywood & Vine

Season 2, Episode 16

WOODY THE REDNECK

The Web Series

Hey there y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.

Well, we're in Hollywood. At the corner of Hollywood and Vine. They call this Holly Wood. I call this Holly Weird.

Lotta weird people 'round here. Lookin' at me. Laughin' at me. Starin' at me.

They's stars on the sidewalks. Fellers sleepin' on the street. Fellers holdin' hands with other fellers.

I don't know about this place here.

I'm Woody. I'm a redneck. And we in Hollywood.

Gittin' In Hollywood - Hollywood & Vine

Season 2, Episode 16

WOODY THE REDNECK

The Web Series

Woody in Baker - World's Largest Thermometer - Headin' to Hollywood

Woody in Baker - World's Largest Thermometer

Headin' to Hollywood

Season 2, Episode # 14

Starring Jack Truman as Woody the Redneck

Hey there y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck. And I'm headin' to Hollywood.

We just crossed into Californiee. Just passed the state line. It's hot as blazes. My wife's sweatin' like a hog.

Hollywood is where the movie stars are. I gonna be in the movies.

The pickup truck's been overheatin' like hell out in this hear desert.

Just got in a town called Baker. The only thang I see bakin' 'round these parts are my wife and young 'uns.

We hear at the World's Largest Thermometer.

This hear thermometer looks like a nice thang fer the kids. They didn't like that Las Vegas.

It's so hot here my big ole wife's sweatin' like a hog. Sweatin' like she's takin' a bath.

I think that big thermometer broke.

Mad Greek. Death Valley. What the hell's goin' on around here?

I better git the kids and git the hell outta here.

I'm Woody. I'm a redneck. And we're headin' to Hollywood.

Woody in Baker - World's Largest Thermometer

Headin' to Hollywood

Season 2, Episode # 14

Starring Jack Truman as Woody the Redneck

Woody the Redneck - In Downtown Las Vegas - Headin' to Hollywood

Woody the Redneck

DOWNTOWN LAS VEGAS - HEADIN' TO HOLLYWOOD

Season 2, Episode #13

The Web Series

Hey there y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.

We're hear in downtown Las Vegas. On our way to Hollywood.

I'm hung over as hell. I don't remember nuthin'. And my wallet's empty.

Took the wife and young 'uns to one a them there buffets here in town last night. Shoulda had a shovel at the table fer my big ole wife's mouth at that place.

Went to a card table and gals in bikinis were dealin' me cards. Got a big stack a chips and fellers bringin' me all the free beer I could drank. Give me a free room. Woke up this mornin' and couldn't remember shit. My wallet wuz empty.

Now my wife's givin' me all kinds a hell. I'm in the doghouse.

We gotta git to Hollywood.

I'm Woody the Redneck.

 



Woody the Redneck

DOWNTOWN LAS VEGAS - HEADIN' TO HOLLYWOOD

Season 2, Episode #13

The Web Series

On the Las Vegas Strip

WOODY THE REDNECK

On the Las Vegas Strip

Season 2, Episode 12

Hey there, y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.

I'm in this hear Las Vegas. On what they call the Strip. All kinds a weirdos and weird thangs goin' on around here.

Police in these hear casinos. Big 'ole signs. Wild animals. Fancy buildings all over the place.

And they's fellers, these hear Mexicans are on the street handin' out girlie pictures.

Everybody lookin' at me and my wife and young uns funny and laughin'.

People event drankin' on the street.

This hear Vegas is weird.

I'm Woody. I'm a redneck.

WOODY THE REDNECK

On the Las Vegas Strip

Season 2, Episode 12

Starring Jack Truman as Woody

Gittin' in Vegas - Planes, Helicopters & Weirdos

Gittin' In Vegas - Planes, Helicopters & Weirdos

Season 2, Episode 11

WOODY THE REDNECK

The Web Series

Hey there y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.

I'm out here in this hear desert. Drivin' with the wife and kids in the 'ole pickup truck.

We just got into some town where a sign says Las Vegas.

My kids are hot and thirsty in this hear desert.

They's a lot a planes and helicopters flyin' over us.

And a lot a weirdos on the street hear too.

I see a bus with a lot a people sittin' on the top.

People all around are lookin' at us and laughin' at us in our pickup truck. I don't know wat they think is so funny.

What are they laughin' at? They're the weirdos.

Don't know what their problem is.

I'm Woody the Redneck.

Gittin' In Vegas - Planes, Helicopters & Weirdos

Season 2, Episode 11

WOODY THE REDNECK

The Web Series

Headin' to Hollywood - Out in the Middle of Nowhere in This Hear Desert

Woody the Redneck

The Web Series

HEADIN' TO HOLLYWOOD - Season 2, Episode 11

Starring Jack Truman as Woody

Hey there, y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.

Well, we're gittin' closer and closer to Hollywood.

I'm out here in the middle of nowhere in this hear desert. It's hot as blazes. My wife's sweatin' like a pig. Old pickup truck's overheatin'. Blazin' hot heat. Out here in this hear desert there's a bunch a nothin'. It's deader than a doornail. My wife's harpin' and harpin'....I'm in the doghouse, if you fellers know what I mean.

I think I saw a sign sayin' Las Vegas ahead.

Gittin' closer to Hollywood.

I'm Woody. I'm a Redneck.

Woody the Redneck

The Web Series

HEADIN' TO HOLLYWOOD - Season 2, Episode 11

Starring Jack Truman as Woody

Drivin' Thru Flagstaff & Headin' to Hollywood

WOODY THE REDNECK

Drivin' Thru Flagstaff - Headin' to Hollywood

Season 2, Episode 9

Hey there, y'all. My name's Woody. I'm a redneck.

It's clear as a bell out here on the road in Arizonee, headin' to Hollywood.

Why's all these hear fellers on the road starin' at us in my pickup truck and laughin'?

It feels right as rain headin' to Hollywood.

But I gotta put up with my wife screamin' at me the whole trip. She's a big ole gal. Big enough to eat.

And my kids in the back of the pickup truck....they're growin' like a weed.

When it gits dark hear on the road, it's darker than the Ace of Spades.

See a sign along hear that says Flagstaff. Purty mountains up in these hear parts. Pickups been overheatin'.

I'm Woody the Redneck.

WOODY THE REDNECK

Drivin' Thru Flagstaff - Headin' to Hollywood

Season 2, Episode 9

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