My Name is Woody. I'm a Redneck

I'm a redneck. N' proud of it.

You take dem dere city slickers. They don't know shit. True country's where it's at. Flyin' dis confedrate flag high and proud. Tellin' women what to do. Havin' guns in pickup trucks.

Redneck livin is de way 2 be.

I'm Woody. I'm a redneck.

My name is Woody. I'm a redneck. I never dun dis here internets thang before. But my friends say eye otta share my thoughts with de world. Let's see how dis here thang works.

I'm Woody the Redneck.